{"id":2640,"date":"2025-12-09T11:14:55","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T11:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/?p=2640"},"modified":"2025-12-09T11:14:56","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T11:14:56","slug":"drunk-amish-man-passes-out-in-buggy-with-bud-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/?p=2640","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Amish Man Passes Out in Buggy with Bud Light"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Police in a rural Ohio town weren\u2019t expecting <em>this<\/em> call: a horse-drawn buggy weaving all over the road like it had a mind of its own. When deputies finally caught up, they discovered the driver \u2014 a young Amish man \u2014 completely passed out, reins in hand, with an open Bud Light sitting proudly beside him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The horse, loyal and confused, had been doing all the driving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After several attempts to wake him, the deputies finally got the man to open his eyes, only for him to mumble, \u201cI\u2019m fine\u2026 the horse knows the way home.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The situation quickly went from hilarious to serious as officers ensured the horse was safe, secured the buggy, and got the man the help he needed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One thing\u2019s for sure: when the police report includes a buggy, a Bud Light, and a horse doing better at driving than its owner\u2026 it\u2019s going to be a wild night.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1.png 1080w, https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1-169x300.png 169w, https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1-576x1024.png 576w, https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1-768x1365.png 768w, https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/p1-864x1536.png 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@samrsvlun0n\/video\/7570921782652275999\" data-video-id=\"7570921782652275999\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@samrsvlun0n\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@samrsvlun0n?refer=embed\">@samrsvlun0n<\/a> <p><a title=\"capcut\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/capcut?refer=embed\">#CapCut<\/a> <a title=\"cops\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/cops?refer=embed\">#cops<\/a> <a title=\"police\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/police?refer=embed\">#police<\/a> <a title=\"policeofficer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/policeofficer?refer=embed\">#policeofficer<\/a> <a title=\"policeoftiktok\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/policeoftiktok?refer=embed\">#policeoftiktok<\/a>  <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c original sound - Samr Sawyerq1987\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7570924555596335902?refer=embed\">\u266c original sound &#8211; Samr Sawyerq1987<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police in a rural Ohio town weren\u2019t expecting this call: a horse-drawn buggy weaving all over the road like it had a mind of its own. When deputies finally caught up, they discovered the driver \u2014 a young Amish man \u2014 completely passed out, reins in hand, with an open Bud Light sitting proudly beside [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2642,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions\/2642"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auditcops2026.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}